tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83374433104737809192024-03-13T06:50:31.693-07:00Carolyn Gilbert's News WatchDaily comment and opinion on the events of the day. Humorous, incisive, thought provoking, edgy for a sophisticated national and international audience. Definitely not Fox News.Carolyn Gilberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14890997528502164329noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8337443310473780919.post-26999650660640373692010-06-05T08:25:00.000-07:002010-06-05T08:25:46.603-07:00Saturday At Last<strong><span style="color: #0c343d;">Do yourself a favor today and click on the site listed below for a erudite discussion of "The State of Young Art in Britain" by my colleague Andrew McKie. McKie, a formidable obituarist, is also a reviewer of art, music and politics in the U.K. This article appears in the June 4, 2010 edition of the Wall Street Journal.</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">NEWSWATCH mourns the loss of a man who made his mark in sports but left a legacy in mankind. John Wooden has died at 99 years of age. There will be many words in print honoring this unusually good man who--besides coaching basketball at UCLA--coached young men into being good citizens of the world. He taught patience and preparation. He did not scout his opposing teams--his teams had to be ready to play against whatever the other team brought.</span></strong> <br />
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<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">He taught his players how to put on their shoes and socks. Why? Surely a college athlete could put on his shoes and socks properly. Wooden taught them to do it correctly saying that if the socks are wrinkled or twisted, blisters will result. Blisters and basketball do not mix.</span></strong> <br />
<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">How fortunate for all of us--even those who never played a second of basketball--to have known of Coach Wooden's love of basketball, his players and the game of life.</span></strong> <br />
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<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">Oil on the water. Usually an expression of calming something unruly. But not in this case of endless damage to environment. This situation is turning into a devastating tar-baby. </span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">Belmont Stakes runs today. No super Saver. No Lookin' At Lucky. But we have Ice Box and First Dude who should make it a good race.</span></strong> <br />
<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;"></span></strong> Carolyn Gilberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14890997528502164329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8337443310473780919.post-45559263495810077232010-06-04T07:21:00.000-07:002010-06-04T07:21:13.101-07:00Morning After the Night Before<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">Alright, so Kobe had to show off before the hometown crowd. I think the Celtics were distracted--Jack as in Nicholson, Chris as in Rock and David as in Spade just to name a few on the front row.</span></strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">Loved the revelation that the Celtics players had coughed up $100 each sometime back for their coach to hide somewhere in Staple Center. The only way they would get their moola back was to return to L.A. for the finals! And they did. And he did. Hidden under a ceiling tile somewhere in the building, the money was safe and sound. Now if they will just win the series, that $100 will be but a drop in the bucket. Go, Celtics.</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">And because of a terribly bad call, baseball has given us two unlikely heroes. The umpire and the pitcher. Both men of uncommonly good character. Tears and hugs; apologies and forgiveness.</span></strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">Now there is a lesson for us all.</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">CG</span></strong>Carolyn Gilberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14890997528502164329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8337443310473780919.post-28858553310280122132010-06-03T15:34:00.000-07:002010-06-03T15:34:40.426-07:00OMG , CG !<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">I was so intent on slamming the Lakers this morning that I completely omitted the Ken Griffey, Jr. retirement. Thanks to my colleague who writes that clever "Sideline Chatter" in <em>The Seattle</em> <em>Times,</em> Dwight Perry, I am now reminded of this breaking news. </span></strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">Thanks, Dwight.</span></strong>Carolyn Gilberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14890997528502164329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8337443310473780919.post-46601958131213832072010-06-03T09:44:00.000-07:002010-06-03T09:44:42.904-07:00Celtics & Lakers<strong><em><span style="color: #134f5c;">Oh boy......let's see how it goes tonight. Pizza and something cool to drink; me in front of the TV out here on the prairie screaming as if I were sitting beside Jack at the Staples Center. Jack wouldn't be happy with me, however, because I would be screaming for the Celtics. Actually, they are not my favorite team overall but then my Mavericks took an exit way too early. So that leaves the Celtic as my favorite team in this competition.</span></em></strong><br />
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<strong><em><span style="color: #134f5c;">Sorry, Kobe. I know you have all those rings to show for your prowess on the court. You also have a few rings--at least one really BIG one for your wife--for your courting prowess.</span></em></strong><br />
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<strong><em><span style="color: #134f5c;">All that aside, Kobe not only is a poor loser, he is a worse winner. I will be anxious to see this series to its conclusion.</span></em></strong>Carolyn Gilberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14890997528502164329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8337443310473780919.post-53797226483544070472010-06-03T09:32:00.000-07:002010-06-03T09:32:28.636-07:00The Umpire Was Out!<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">You know all those catcalls from the bleachers: "Are you BLIND ?" "Who do you play for?" </span></strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">"Come on, Ump, get your head in the game! And many more too graphic to mention.</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">But in this case, Jim Joyce admitted that his call of safe at first base was WRONG. Of course, he admitted it after the damage had been done. Joyce in his own words said, "I just cost that kid a perfect game." </span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">The kid is Armando Galarraga and he couldn't have been nicer. And he couldn't have made a better play. This is the pinultimate case for the dreaded replay in a disputed play in baseball as it is used in other sports. Yeah, maybe it takes away from the old time drama of the game or maybe it causes umpires to be more careful with their big calls....whatever the case, this might just be the case that causes baseball to get into the 20th century. Yes, I know I said 20th.</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">It may take a fan uprising on the tools of this century like the computer's facebook, emails, blogs and websites to get the attention of the Commissioner. I, for one, say, "Let's go for it!"</span></strong>Carolyn Gilberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14890997528502164329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8337443310473780919.post-87228817387053041642010-06-03T09:17:00.000-07:002010-06-03T09:17:54.993-07:00A Golden Girl Exits<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">Oh no! Rue McClanahan has died today. She and Betty White have been the Golden Girls survivors. But now Rue is gone and Betty White stands alone. </span></strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">I always loved Rue/Golden Girl for her flirty ways, rakish behavior and her absolute love of men.</span></strong><br />
<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">The southern accent (although a bit overdone) didn't hurt either. Sad to say she is gone at 76.</span></strong>Carolyn Gilberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14890997528502164329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8337443310473780919.post-24259153211159416582010-05-29T12:52:00.000-07:002010-05-29T12:52:05.810-07:00What a Difference a Week Makes !<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #274e13;">Since the last Newswatch posting, the oil disaster has worsened with each passing day. BP may be working overtime but tell that to the folks who live in Louisiana and who make their livings by water-related industries. And tell it to the people who are trying to save and rescue fish, fowl, turtles and wetlands. The "chain of command" is more like "Who's on first" ! </span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #274e13;">The NBA has moved closer to the finals and it appears that the run-ups in both East and West have been much tighter than expected. That must mean that teams have become far more proficient and more competitive than usual. </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #274e13;">Or that the teams who thought they would easily blow away the competition have had a big surprise.</span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #274e13;">Dennis Hopper has taken his last "easy ride." Hopper had been ill for the past year or so during which he and his present wife filed for divorce. </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #274e13;">He had a bit of a checkered personal life but his film career was amazing. </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #274e13;">Most of us remember him as the young idealistic son of the Benedicts--Elizabeth Taylor and Rock Hudson--in "Giant." "Easy Rider" with Peter Fonda was another of Hopper's films.</span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #274e13;">Gary Coleman has died of a brain hemmorage after a series of health problems during his short life of 42 years. </span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #274e13;">And while it is really not news, Lindsay Lohan has acquired a new piece of jewelry : an ankle bracelet. This young woman is in deep trouble but doesn't seem to realize it. I hope she survives.</span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #274e13;">If you are planning to go to Greece, be sure to call ahead. The country seems to be having a financial meltdown as well as some of the surrounding countries. </span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #274e13;">Wonder what Sarah Palin thinks now of her "Drill, Baby, drill."</span></strong></li>
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<strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">And while we are at it, come on , Coach Van Gundy....you really need a wardrobe infusion. It is hard to believe that you and Pat Riley live on the same planet much less work for the same "professional" outfit.</span></strong><br />
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<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">Just take a look at yourself, Stan. I like basic black and gray as much as anyone but REALLY!</span></strong></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">And just think, these photos are all from DIFFERENT games!</span></strong></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">Frankly, my dear, I rather like the Santa....all things considered.</span></strong></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #0c343d;">Lots of voting today around the country to determine the actual candidates. So what about the Pennsylvania A.G. playing loose and fast with his service in Vietnam? Did he or didn't he? Only his draftboard know for sure.</span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #0c343d;">And "Where in the world is MATT LAUER ?" Remember that promo for the "Today" mystery designation shows? Well, now the question refers to whether he is living with or without his spouse. Me thinks he protests too much, if you know what I mean.</span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #0c343d;">According to reports, the Fountain of Oil is still working overtime at the bottom of the ocean. </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #0c343d;">What a revolting development this has turned out to be. </span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">If you enjoy well-written columns with a bit of humor mixed in, you need to check out Dwight Perry's "Sideline Chatter" at the Seattle Times. A wordsmith of the first degree, Perry manages to include all the inside scoop from the sports world. If your paper does not carry his column, go to <a href="mailto:dperry@seattletimes.com">dperry@seattletimes.com</a> for a most enjoyable read. </span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">With a nod to he graduation season, I have been thinking of what I woud say to a group of fresh-faced college graduates going out into the world. Here are a few ideas of what I might say: </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">Should I encourage them to become "Celebrity Apprentices" Or should they pursue "How'd You Get So Rich?" Of course, "Dancing With the Stars" would be good. Or perhaps they should become an "American Idol." In actuality, these lofty goals will likely give way to a feeling of "Lost." </span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">Remember MSNBC' s Money Honey, Maria Bartiromo? She is the bright and beautiful financial analyst who took cameras on to the floor of the NYSE and began to shed light on some of the murky corners there. She has a book which we all should probably read: <em>The 10 Laws of Enduring Success </em>based on inteviews with the nation's financial giants and on her experiences as a stock market guru. The book is in bookstores now. <a href="http://www.bartiromo.com/">http://www.bartiromo.com/</a></span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">Have a good Monday and we will be watching the news as the world turns today! </span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">The Queen Mother and Princess Ashlee having fun in a parade on the prairie one day. Note: We were NOT advertising "OORS LIGHT." </span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">Hurrah for Saturdays.......even the news of the world slows down. No NBA today.</span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">However, do not miss the Preakness this afternoon...the second jewel of the triple crown. I like Lookin at Lucky (te story of my life!) but have to say that Super Saver (definitely NOT the story of my life) may repeat the Derby win. My best wish would be for Calvin Borel to win on a Bob Baffert horse. That Bob Baffert is easy on the eyes and looks great in the winner's circle.</span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">Little known fact: If you really want to know what is going on in the world, ask a cab driver at an airport. Last fall I was in Milwaukee to speak to a university group about the art of the obituary. </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">On the ride from the airport I asked my driver about his home country of Afghanistan. Without hesitation he said that President's Kharzai's brother was heading the vast corruption network in the country. And sure enough, he was right. Amazing how well-connected these guys are.</span></strong></li>
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<ul><li><strong><span style="color: #134f5c;">Out on the prairie today it is cool, cloudy and rain showers. It's a great day in America ( per Craig Ferguson ) and it cries out for napping while waiting for the Preakness. Hmmmmmmm.</span></strong></li>
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<br /><div><strong><font color="#336666">If you are an insomniac (moi) try watching the news on MSNBC at something like 4:00 a.m. or so. Aptly titled, the program is called "Way Too Early".....and then if you like really good reporting late night, check out the Rachel Maddow Show also on MSNBC . She is a whirlwind of well fact-checked information, does super interviews (does not fawn) and she has a brilliant sense of humor. Try it. You'll like it.</font></strong></div>
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Out here on the prairie one quickly gets a mouthful of dust from the west Texas fields plus windburn from the never-ending wind. Remember Scarlett at the burning of Tara? That's me! (Actually, that's "I" but it sounds funny, doesn't it??)</span></strong></li><br /><br /><br /><li><strong><span style="color:#336666;">My therapist asked me today if I ever get lonely out here in no man's land......and it was NOT a rhetorical question.......See, I have friends wherever I go----------------------There is ole G. R. </span></strong></li></ul><br /><br /><p><strong><span style="color:#336666;"></span></strong></p><br /><br /><ul><br /><br /><li><strong><span style="color:#336666;">I can't wait for the NBA playoffs games. Since my Mavs are not in the running (again) I guess I will cheer for Los Suns....and little Stevie Nash. When I was in the big city, I learned a lot about the NBA and the Mavs from my drinking / coaching buddies:</span></strong></li><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ytp5jqqaocE/S-t4UyG25QI/AAAAAAAAABQ/U4SJwjDgups/s1600/CG,+Nellie,+Del"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470598470814852354" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ytp5jqqaocE/S-t4UyG25QI/AAAAAAAAABQ/U4SJwjDgups/s320/CG,+Nellie,+Del" /></a><br /><br /><li></li></ul><strong><span style="color:#336666;">If you know these guys, let me know...we will see how much you know about the NBA..hee hee.</span></strong><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ytp5jqqaocE/S-t3tldwonI/AAAAAAAAABI/5-HZbCKtB2s/s1600/CG,+Nellie,+Del"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470597797406351986" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ytp5jqqaocE/S-t3tldwonI/AAAAAAAAABI/5-HZbCKtB2s/s320/CG,+Nellie,+Del" /></a><br /><br /><p><span style="color:#336666;"><strong>I know there are two of these photos but I am new at this and haven't figured out how to delete. </strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color:#336666;">Tomorrow is another day, kids.</span></strong></p></div></div>Carolyn Gilberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14890997528502164329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8337443310473780919.post-3616066752120630332010-05-11T09:34:00.000-07:002010-05-11T09:42:52.468-07:00<ul><li><strong><span style="color:#336666;">Suns and Lakers....oh, my. Hope that Stevie Wonder Nash has vision by the time of that game. Bet the Mavericks wish they had tried to keep him now.</span></strong></li></ul><p><strong><span style="color:#336666;"></span></strong> </p><ul><li><strong><span style="color:#336666;">Our little town on the prairie is swearing in two new commisioners and a new mayor today. The two new commissioners are women; the mayor is male. They join two current members--one female and one male. This may not seem like anything unusual for those of you in big cities but this is the first time in the 100 year history of our town that we have had a female majority on our decision-making body. Yee-haw! </span></strong></li></ul><p><strong><span style="color:#336666;"></span></strong> </p><ul><li><strong><span style="color:#336666;">Betty White for Academy Awards Host! Pass it on.....and on....and on.</span></strong></li></ul>Carolyn Gilberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14890997528502164329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8337443310473780919.post-75109997367256784662010-05-10T15:21:00.000-07:002010-05-10T15:27:05.515-07:00Betty rode in on her White charger and conquered SNL! If you missed it, go to the SNL site and see it. And just think, she is only 88 1/2.<br /><br />Lena Horne is gone but certainly not forgotten. What a voice.......how I would love to have seen her last one woman show on Broadway.<br /><br />YEEHAW! Another woman nominated to the U.S. Supreme Court. We are almost into the 20th century.........yep, I meant "20th"....we are waaaaay behind.<br /><br />I nominate Steve Nash as basketball's "Last Man Standing" for his gutsy performance Sunday night in the Suns' win over San Antonio Spurs. <br /><br />And it is only Monday!Carolyn Gilberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14890997528502164329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8337443310473780919.post-61674369569735011802010-05-10T15:20:00.001-07:002010-05-10T15:20:39.557-07:00Betty White Rules!Carolyn Gilberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14890997528502164329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8337443310473780919.post-2309937760595997742010-05-08T10:14:00.000-07:002010-05-08T10:18:00.780-07:00This is a very important day in America: Betty White is hosting Saturday Night Live! Wouldn't miss it for the world. She will show those young whippersnappers a thing or two.<br /><br />What a way to live and she is laughing all the way to the bank.<br /><br />Happy Saturday Night Live to all.Carolyn Gilberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14890997528502164329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8337443310473780919.post-2926263998249263642010-05-07T11:39:00.000-07:002010-05-07T12:08:47.485-07:00(A beautiful Friday in Texas........a scary day in Times Square........glad little Miss Ashlee was a few blocks away and is safe and sound!<br /><br />If you are in the neighborhood, stop on the prairie for the 27th annual Goat Barbecue. <br />I don't get it either but it seems to be popular out here in no man's land!Carolyn Gilberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14890997528502164329noreply@blogger.com0